Elect Me

my policy is to eliminate heartache
my platform is the platform of everybody get's just what they need even you
i don't know if i've got what it takes to turn around all the big guys' mistakes
but i'm sure as hell going to try
 
elect me
elect me
elect me and i'll do my best
to make everything right

i won't decide to raise your taxes or lower the standard of living
gonna draft up some legislation that makes everyone much more forgiving
what i know about socio-economics is written on the back page of my Phantom comics
but i know quite a lot about what makes people smile
 
elect me
elect me
elect me and i'll do my best
to make everything right

there are things you can't change about human nature
i can't force peace love and understanding onto you
but it's easy to explain to the little creatures
they will grow up and they'll know what to do
love your family and love everybody else too
 
i'm independent and if elected i'll make everything right
after a while you'll come to love me so much you'll pray to me before you turn out the lights
they say absolute power corrupts; they must have read that on the back of a bus
i'll prove them wrong by the end of this song
 
elect me
elect me
elect me and i'll do my best
to make everything right

ŠAdam Dennis 1991